Saturday, December 5, 2015

Stupid Smart Key

For those of you that do not know what a "smart" key is, it is a relatively recent development in the automotive industry.  This feature has become nearly universal.  As early as 2008 or 9, some car manufacturers have offered a push button starting system for your car which does not require a tradition key in the ignition.  Instead, the car comes with a smart key, which allows the car to be started with the push button anytime the smart key is within a certain distance of the car.  Many require the smart key to cross the threshold of the driver's doorway before the car starts.  The specifics vary from manufacturer to manufacturer.  However, the key feature – pun intended, is that the car can be started without inserting a key.  Of course, the corollary to this feature is that the car can be turned off without the key.  There in lies the rub and the basis of my near-death story.

Recently I was in the desert.  I arrived there via a rented Mazda sedan, equipped with a smart key.  The outside temperatures ranged from 103 to 118 degrees while I was there.  As it turned out on the day in question the temperature was 118 degrees.  I left my hotel to drive out into the desert for some site seeing.  The hotel valet, as they commonly do in these parts, started my car so the air conditioning would be cold by the time I picked up my car.  Sure enough, when I arrived the car was cool.  I handed him my claim check and a tip, he closed the door and off I went.  Unknown to me, the smart key to my shiny new Mazda sedan was still in the hotel valet's pocket.

Oblivious to my pending demise, I drove 30 minutes out into the beautiful but scorching desert.  My plan was to photograph anything I found interesting.  I meandered without a plan or design until I found an interesting forest of cacti.  I pulled off the road, switched off the engine and hopped out into the sweltering heat.  I quickly snapped a few photos and raced back into my car.  It was so hot outside I thought the soles of my shoes were going to melt on the road.

Once inside I reached up pushed the ignition button to fire up my trusty ride and its life saving air-conditioning, and nothing.  The car would not start.  I tried three more times in disbelief.  Then, a feeling of complete devastation came over me as I realized the smart key was not in the car.  The car would not start without it.  I quickly deduced what had happened.  The valet started the car, got out and placed the key in his pocket where it no doubt currently remained.  My attention quickly turned from how this happened to how I was going to survive in this heatThe temperature inside the car was now approaching the temperature outside.  I was 30 to 40 miles out of town and I had no idea where I was.  My cell phone had no bars.

Later, I determined that the car did have a message light that activated when the smart key was too far away from the car.  The indicator was a very small red "key" in the lower most right-hand corner of the dash board display.  No audio signal is activated with this warning.  If I fail to put on my seat belt, a much larger light flashes in a more prominent place on the display and is accompanied by a loud beeping noise.  If I fail to close the door securely an equally large light flashes and it too has an associated loud beeping sound that chimes until you close the door.  While both are indeed important safety-related issues, not having the ability to re-start your car confoundingly warrants only a small red light in the corner, nearly out of eyesight.

It is nearly impossible to believe that this obvious eventuality was not more carefully thought through by the proponents of the smart key.  Perhaps, they thought that if you discovered that you had left your smart key in the house before you left your driveway, everything would be just fine.  Nothing really much to worry about.  But I survive to tell you that leaving your smart key behind in 118 degree weather is something very much to worry about.


The solution seems obvious.  First, make the warning light much more obvious.  Add an audible warning as well.  Neither need to continue for long periods of time, but both should be sufficiently enthusiastic and obvious as to catch even the most preoccupied driver's attention.  Second, why not allow the car to re-start again once it has been started by the proper authorization of the smart key?  After All, the only way to steal the car after it has been started with the smart key is to carjack it.  At that point the car is gone and the safety precautions to prevent it from being stolen have all become moot.  Allowing the car to be re-started without the smart key, say for some period of time or some number of re-starts, would at least avoid the life threatening situation to which this Mazda and its engineers subjected me