Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Not Much LUV On Greyhound In The Sky


Apparently, flying s discount carrier does not entitle one to a straight answer or, for that matter, any common courtesies.  I was recently on a Southwest flight.  We had had just taken off and the "Fasten Seat Belt While Seated" sign was still on.  However, the plane had already leveled off.  I needed to use the restroom.  I waited for the Flight Attendant to walk by and I said to her, politely, "pardon me, it is ok if I use the restroom."  She, with the look of, "why are you bothering me", replied, "the ‘fasten your seat belt sign’ is still on."  She pointed to the sign just above my head for added emphasis.  So I said, "Does that mean no?"  To which she snapped back, "I didn't say that."  Charming. 

I should have known my flight was going to be a problem when our departure was delayed forty-five minutes.  When I boarded, a Flight Attendant, a different one, equally a little too long in the tooth as the first to be acting like this, began to re-positioned my carry-on bag to make room for another passenger's bag in the same overhead bin.  She did this by employing what can only be described as the “pound and slam” method.  It appeared as though this technique was an attempt to reduce my bag into a space nearly half the size of the bag.  I asked her to please be careful as I had my cell phone and my iPad in the end compartments of the bag – the compartments she was repeatedly ramming intro the bulkhead.  She said, with a practiced arrogance "I've been doing this for thirty-one years.  Give me some credit." 

Credit?  I was giving her credit.  What I meant to say was, "Look Fool, I got here early and placed my appropriately-sized bag in the overhead myself specifically to avoid this type of mistreatment." 

While I will doubtlessly continue to patronize Southwest because they are the cheapest fares to where I generally fly, it is unfortunate (and unnecessary), that I have to give up common courtesies to do so.