Monday, December 29, 2014

High Heels


In the spirit of full disclosure, I will state up front that I do not actually wear high heels.  Having said that, I do understand, purely from an engineering point of view, that they present some conveyance challenges.  Setting aside the fact that high heels are not the most comfortable shoes a woman can wear and avoiding the misogynistic aspects of their sorted history, I do understand that high heels and metal grates in the sidewalks are fundamentally incompatible.  It is for this reason I am empathetic to a woman walking down the sidewalk in her "Blahniks" and can anticipate a sudden, unannounced departure from her chosen course brought on by the presence of such a grate.
 

The problem arises when a woman donning heels approaches a metal plate or other similar, flat, non-concrete solid surface, which appear regularly on city sidewalks.  Under these circumstances there would be no reason for a woman to avoid stepping on this surface with heels or any other shoe because it is flat, solid and presents no unusual hazards.  Yet, women wearing heels routinely avoid walking on these surfaces by means of a sudden darting to one side or the other, without warning and without regard to others in her immediate vicinity.  This maneuver results in fellow sidewalk travelers having to stop or otherwise change their course to avoid crashing into the spasmodic woman or the others who have had to now react to her sudden change of direction, or tripping over her or others she has displaced.

Having been on the receiving end of the high heel scramble, I politely suggest to women who insist on wearing high heels while walking on busy public sidewalks that they either learn to walk in pumps correctly or wear sensible shoes.